Description:
A flaming hot sensation in yr heart as it's slowly being burnt and taken away from u. Feel your life being sucked out of u as u slowly stop believing in love and darkness begins to engulf you and when it's time.. you are alone.. tht's when the dish is done..

Ingredients:
A broken Heart
Some self pity
A HUGE flame
and lots and lots of bitterness

Directions:
Do i even need to give directions on this one?? Grab heart and chuck it on the flame until it burns n bleeds to a black piece of crap and there u have it. ENJOY!

Description:
Sweet, caring, charming, innocent and a touch of lameness. A little girl at heart but with a mature mind. Intelligent when it comes to studies but silly in emotions. A smile that will make the blues run away and a sweet laugh to go with it. Even though things may get her down but she will not show the sad side of her to her friends. Caring,concerned and considerate that's how i feel she is. At the same time confused...

Ingredients:
1 kind heart
2 adorable eyes
1 cute nose
A ton of kindess and compassion
A carton of lameness
A Tea spoonful of sadness
A silly guy tht will love her forever and wait as long as it will take

Directions:
Be there for her in her time of need and support her when she's down because of some piece of garbage! Look after her when she's sick and nurse her back to health and fuss over her until she's better. Shower her with love and attention and give her whatever she wans even if it means breaking yr own heart in order to give it to her. Let her be herself and be that little girl that she is. Protect her and nv let anything or ANYONE hurt her in any way. Give her unconditional love and make sure that u nv wan anything in return. Wait as long as it takes...Only at the end will u know the true outcome of this dish.

Description:
Cheap, disgusting and downright dispicable but loose enough to help one settle one's lust. Think she's hot but she's jus a whore and loves wearing revealing clothes to seduce guys. Can be molested or touch but wun make a sound coz she jus enjoys the unwanted attention.

When you choose to be there for her, she'll suck u dry ( i mean tht in both sense ;> ) and once she's done with u n sick of u she'll move on to the next sucker and play him for a fool

They usually come in all shapes and sizes but the best one comes in the form of a wolf in sheep's clothing and pretends to "love" u and "tried" to be with u but jus couldn't

Ingredients:
Bikinis, Revealin tops, posing for provocative magazines, allowing oneself to be molested and not do anything abt it. Having an EGO the size of the empire state building will also be a plus point.

Havin a black heart will also make this dish more appealing. No strings attached!

Directions:
First get close by flirting alot and gettin to know her better. The shower her with compliments and and gifts. Then begin getting touchy feely with her and once she's comfortable with her then BAM!!! fire up the oven and start cookin coz it's getting hot in here! so take off all your clothes

Beware of gettin AIDS though.

Have fun kiddies

Description:
Ever had the feeling like yr day was the worse day of your life?? Well now u can have it all the time jus by following this simple recipe!

Ingredients:
1 Bowl of flu and fever
2 cups of betrayal
1/2 a cup of mother's nagging
1 bag of self pity

Directions:
Take all and mix for one whole day to get the results u desire. Add in more bags of self pity to make it more F^&%ed up. After all tht is done, make sure head is banging like hell to ensure tht yr crappy day is complete